Sporks and Things

25. TV and book addict. Geek. Likes ice cream, feminism, cold weather, folky music, and dogs. Living in NYC and making a series of bad life choices.

May 22
thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ 
5 blackberries
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

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How Myranda knows she’s stressed - a growing list of symptoms.

1) Inability to sleep.

2) A sudden flare up of her otherwise non-existent restless leg syndrome.

3) Heartburn.


May 21

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theclearlydope:

That was a fun day. 

theclearlydope:

That was a fun day. 


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hoursago:

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

hoursago:

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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My mother is coming into town Thursday morning. And she’ll be staying in my apartment for a week.

I’m going to find out if I got a promotion at work Friday afternoon.

Stressful things are about in a multitude of other arenas.

I got three hours of sleep last night and I’m too anxious to go to bed.

HELP.


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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch

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